An ant is driving through the woods in his Porsche when he sees a
huge hole. At the bottom of the hole is an elephant trying desperately
to get out. Being a compassionate sort, the ant calls down "Say, Mr.
Elephant, would you like some help?" The elephant, unable to get out by
himself, quickly agrees. So the ant backs his car up to the hole and
throws a rope to the elephant. When everything is tied off the ant
jumps in the Porche and pulls the elephant out. The elephant is very
grateful and offers to return the favor some time.

Sure enough, a short time later the ant, stuck in a hole, sees the
elephant stroll by. He calls out for help to the elephant. We all know
elephants never forget, so Mr Elephant is more than happy to help the
ant. He stands over the hole and lowers his dick to the bottom. The ant
walks right up the giant penis and out of the hole. The ant thanks the
elephant and the two continue about their business.

The moral of the story is, "If you've got a big dick, you don't need a Porche!"