May 30 2006

113 HP GixxerKart!

From the “What the hell were they thinking (and why didn’t we do it first)” department comes GixxerKart! 133.5 fire breathing horsepower in a 300lb roller skate? Cool…

For slower computers, there is also a smaller version. Or, you could just step out of ’96 and ditch that Pentium 90.

May 29 2006

Northwest Nat’l Open @ Ashcroft

“Speed Against A Highway Sign” Fine… $196.00
“Defective Motor Vehicle” Fine… $109.00
Bill to have “defective motor vehicle” towed back to Hope… $100.00
A pair of tires, mounted balanced and installed… $265.00
Costs of passing impending ‘Box 2’ vehicle inspection… $???.00

An 8 hour version of a 3 hour road trip to a rained-out Divisional event?

Priceless Bullshit.

May 28 2006

Warning to Men!

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large “kegs”. Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that “something bad” occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life’s savings, in a familiar scam known as “a relationship.” In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as “marriage.”

Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this “Beer” scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up “Golf Courses” & “Shooting Ranges” in the phone book.

For a video to see how beer works click here: Beer Demo

May 10 2006

Horsepower Bet Winner!

Congratulations to Dirty T for winning the Big Duke Dyno Pull horsepower bet! Those that have made good on the bet have been crossed off the list. Those that haven’t paid up better do so soon or they might end up with some o’ this!

Al H 692 HP
Al Q 715 HP
Dale 690 HP
Dave J 695 HP
Dirty T – Winner! 688 HP
Guy 708 HP
G-String (A.K.A. Darrel) 750 HP
Howie ??? HP
Judo 724 HP
Ken 690 HP
Manhole 693 HP
Petey 710 HP
Pete 698 HP
Salmon 718 HP
Tamara 707 HP
Zak 700 HP
May 02 2006

Big Duke Dyno Pull!

Dyno day number 2 for Big Duke…
Not the most exciting video to watch, but pin the volume and hear it sing!

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