Once upon a time, and far far away lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts.

Nick the Dragon slayer
knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to
touch them. One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague,
Horatio the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician, exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon  Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it.

Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme. The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder
and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. 
Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.  Upon
being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio
the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva,
if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch. Also, tests
had shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work as
the antidote to cure the itch.

The King quickly summoned
Nick the Dragon Slayer.  Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the
Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly put
into his mouth. For the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on
the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and touted as a hero.

Upon
returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the
Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins.  With his
obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less. Knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to the King, with a laugh Nick just told him to get lost.

  The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear.  The King immediately summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer to provide relief…

The moral of the story?

Pay your bills.

In a rare summer-time appearance, Santa Claus himself attended the Vancouver Community College Pro Mod
Race at Mission Raceway Park. Here he's seen resting, conserving energy for the upcoming X-Mas season.

 See kids? There really is a Santa Claus! Only in the summer, he goes under the alias of Brian.

After Saturday night's mow & shine, members of Team Surrey In A Hurry decided to tackle a new challenge: Climibing Mount Chips! Why? Well, because it was there… and we mighta been a little drunk. The lead-in photo shows (Counter-clockwise from bottom) Ken, Tony, Zak and (honourary Surrey In A Hurry, Helsinki Chapter member) Martin just moments after scaling the biggest pile of chips you can find… in the neighbour's yard.

Thanks to Rick & Terry for supplying the big pile 'o chips for the adventure as well as these great photo's capturing the feat for all to see!

So I'm much, much to toxindicated to do a good job of this right now, but here are pics from the first annual 'Tractor Off' at Gidget's. Tony Motorplex's 17.5HP 12HP Poutine Pro dominated it's way through the field.

Just when it was beginning to look like a sweep for 'Motorplex, Zak lined up with the dreaded LTR mower. There wasn't even a chance… The LTR hokked into the freshly prepared pulling surface and never gave up. Zak and the LTR earned a much deserved win in that round

But, in the race for second, Tony Motorplex lined up with the exebition-class tractor entered by Meghan. In what was an remarkabley close pull-off, Motorplex edged out the Ford at the lasyt moment! 

For pictures of the craziness, go here….