Nov 22 2006

Supermarket Drunk

A woman was shopping at her local super market where she selected:

  • A half-gallon of 2% milk
  • A carton of eggs
  • A quart of orange juice
  • A head of romaine lettuce
  • A 2 lb. can of coffee
  • A 1 lb. package of bacon

 She unloaded her items on the conveyor belt at the check out. A drunk
standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was
indeed single and intrigued by the derelict's intuition. She looked at
her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about
her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct… but how on earth did you know that?

The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

Nov 15 2006

Shits and Giggles


You know… sometimes even I'm at a loss for words… but this just defies description. All a guy can do is tell ya that Herman Chan setup this masterpiece in Zak's trailer on the sly, then left the pic behind for posteriority. Apparently he thought the trailer closet looked a little too much like a water closet.

Man… I sleep right there. Well at least I used to

Those of you with a keen eye may have noticed that before I edited it, I'd originally referred to the guy in the picture as Al Chin. Yes, I am an idiot… but not for the reasons you might think.

I am horrible with names. Period.

So, while I KNEW I was looking at Herman Chan, my brain said "Al Chin." I'm an idiot because I didn't verify the name before I posted it…

That's my story, and I'm stickin' to it!

Nov 13 2006

Vinje: DIV 6 Champ!

Brad Vinje

Congratulations go out in a BIG way to Brad Vinje from Langley, BC. He topped off an absolutely kick ass year by beating out the best Super Pro racers the NHRA has to offer!

While Vinje had the benefit of a red light into the final round, he certainly worked hard to be there. His first round match up against Ron Baisden had about a SIX INCH margin of victory. The final round against Rodney Thompson was no slouch either; the MOV on that race was just over a foot! That's some killer bracket racing

(Photo from Mission Raceway Park

Here's the run down from

Results for Final Round
POMONA, Calif. – SUMMIT FastNews – Results of final, round 3 eliminations in Summit Super Pro at the NHRA POWERade Drag Racing Series, 42nd annual Automobile Club of Southern California NHRA Finals:

 Driver: Class:  Dial:  RT:  ET:  Speed:
(W) Brad Vinje   SPRO 10.55  0.010  10.560  – 
 Rodney Thompson  SPRO  9.90 0.019 9.906   –

This is a great drag race with both drivers getting great lights. Brad Vinje's MOV: 0.0051 seconds (approximately 15 inches). He will take home the trophy to Division Six for Mission Raceway.

Congrats to Brad Vinje: 2006 NHRA Division 6 Super Pro Champ! 

Nov 04 2006

Vegas, Baby!


Zak and Beef took a trip down south for the ACDelco Las Vegas NHRA Nationals. They came back with a LOAD of pics. Shown here are a couple of the highlights, but there's a couple hundred or so to see too!

Nov 02 2006

Super Fast RC!

Video Of The Moment:
For the RC Nerds among us…

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