Three guys are sitting in a bar when the first guy says, "My wife is so
dumb, she carries an automatic garage door opener in her car and she
doesn't have an automatic garage door."

The second guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she has a cellular phone
antenna on her car and she doesn't even have a cellular phone."

The third guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she carries a purse full of rubbers and she doesn't even have a dick."

Ohhhh yeahhhh! It's almost that time of year again… time for Thunder in the Alberni Valley presented by the Alberni Valley Drag Race Association and Tseshant Market! I wonder if we'll buy up all of Port Alberni's Budwieser again this year? Until there is more info, check out  last year's pics!