Snake bite!

Two good buddies, Bill and Bob, were way out in the boonies out hunting and not having much luck. They decide to take a few minutes and rest a bit, when Bob realizes that he has to go pee. Unfortunately for Bob, he didn't look where he was pointing his pecker, and a rattlesnake bit him on the head of his dick!

After several seconds of jumping, screaming, and begging, the snake finally let go and slithered away into the grass. But as luck would have it, neither Bill nor Bob knew how to treat a snake bite… Bill decided that he would hike out and get to a doctor.

After several hours of hiking, Bill finally found a doctor! The Doc told him that in order to save his friends life, he must suck the venom out of the bite with his mouth — and fast!. As luck would have it, the doctor had a dirt bike on hand that he loaned to Bill to help rescue Bob. With the dirt bike, Bill was able to get to Bob in short order. When Bob saw Bill, he weakly asked him, "What did the doctor tell you?" And Bill said…

"You gonna Die!"

More Medford Pics!

Levi Neudorf answered the call for more pics from Medford. Unfortunately, I don't have the details of who or what is goin' on in the shots. Go check them out, and if you've got any info, fill us in!

 Also, Manfred sent in some more photos of the Medford melee. They've been added to the original gallery.

Crazy Man!

Expensive tow!

2006 Ashcroft Banquet

What a charming group of fellows! This past Saturday, yours truly and the rest of Team Surrey In A Hurry attended the 2006 Ashcroft Pissup Banquet Dinner. I'm sure I speak for everyone (or at least us anyways) when I say it was an absoulte riot!

Most of the night is still a blur, but some photos (supplied by Manfred Ketterer) might help clear things up. If anyone has anyother pics or stories, drop us a line.

Among all the awards and accolades to all through the night (Thanks!) came the sobering news that long-time Track Manger Bill Kraus will not be returning next season. Too bad… not only has he done such a great job and been so dedicated to the track, he let us get away with a lot! Don't be a stranger, Billigan!