Devout Catholic

Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by her next husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies.

At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, "At last they're finally together."

 A guy sitting in the front row says, "Excuse me Father, but do you mean her and her first husband, or her and her second husband?"

The priest says "No, I mean her legs!"

Tough Guy

A big hulking hooligan walks into a bar, slams his fist down, and yells
"Give me a Budweiser, or…!"

Scared, the bartender serves the man his Budweiser. This
happens everyday for a week straight, and the bartender turns into a
nervous wreck. He asks his wife for advice, and she tells him he should
stand up for himself. Easier said than done, he thinks, but he decides
to try it. The next day, the hooligan returns.

"Give me a Budweiser, or…!"

"O-o-o-o-r-r-r… w-w-what?" stammers the bartender.

"A small Coke."

Dumb Wives

Three guys are sitting in a bar when the first guy says, "My wife is so
dumb, she carries an automatic garage door opener in her car and she
doesn't have an automatic garage door."

The second guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she has a cellular phone
antenna on her car and she doesn't even have a cellular phone."

The third guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she carries a purse full of rubbers and she doesn't even have a dick."

Thunder in the Valley!

Ohhhh yeahhhh! It's almost that time of year again… time for Thunder in the Alberni Valley presented by the Alberni Valley Drag Race Association and Tseshant Market! I wonder if we'll buy up all of Port Alberni's Budwieser again this year? Until there is more info, check out  last year's pics!

Sunless in Seattle

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